MUCK MENACE

HOW TO PLAY

Space / W to jump — X / J to swing your sword. On a phone, tap the left side of the screen to jump and the right side to attack, or use the on-screen buttons.

Run through the bistro and cut down everything the kitchen throws at you: baguettes in fedoras, angry meatballs, rogue wine bottles, flying croissants, and patrons shaking their forks. Watch the floor — falling in a gap ends your shift.

Every kill fills the MUCK METER. Fill it all the way and you poop, gaining one level of MUCK MENACE. Each menace level absorbs one hit. No muck, no mercy.

Every so often a miniboss storms out of the kitchen — MAY, JOHNY, or SHEWEET. Dodge their lunges and projectiles, land enough sword hits, and the shift goes on. Your best score is saved between visits.